Justin Bieber.

I'll admit now, that I know very little of the works of Justin Bieber.
If you are reading this blog post in the hope of establishing something of a better understanding of the innerworkings of Bieber's lyrical qualities, or perhaps hoping to find a piece of yet unrevealed information, you will go away bitterly dissappointed.

I know two things about Justin Bieber. Just two.

1) He is universally loved.

2) He is universally hated.

Now, take a quick look again.

These points appear to contradict each other. But it's an optical illusion. He is an optical illusion.

He is a 16-year-old boy with the appearance of a confident-within-her-sexuality 17-year-old lesbian.
Yet somehow he has managed to convince the massive majority of pubescent female Americans that he is the most attractive thing on Earth.

So, logically we're looking at a future in which all males are going to have to look like females. Or we are going to see a whole generation of in vitro babies.