See, even simple phrases can become funny with a little hard work.

I went into Subway on Monday and was quite shocked by the words I used to answer the question of what I wanted.
"A six-inch Italian"

That's just the first of a number of cock-based humour I will be implementing into this blog.

On a funnier note, I saw Stewart Lee at the Brighton Dome.
He was great. But I suppose I was expecting him to be.
His Russell Howard material was epic.