The Pond Of Consciousness

A stagnant stream-of-consciousness rant blog. Expect a lot of tangents, and for the end of articles to very rarely tie in with the beginning.

Saturday, 12 January 2013

101 things not to do... 16 to 20

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16. Don't dazzle a crowd with your dancing skills If you know how to dance, or know anyone who does, please feel free to fuck off. 1...
Sunday, 6 January 2013

No Splash!, no gash

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Let us begin with a fact: I never watch ITV. I'll illustrate why by suggesting that you notice that Ant and Dec went from presenting ...
Tuesday, 1 January 2013

My new years resolutions...

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I've got a fair few resolutions for this year. I'm not sure if you're supposed to actually tell people what your resolutions a...
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Tuesday, 11 December 2012

My computer has lots of viruses...

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I was at home and the land line phone rang. No, gentle readers, I am not referring to an event from 1996, I'm referring to a couple of...
Monday, 15 October 2012

Dancing in the Gangnam Style

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Permit me to prove to you why I need a job. You've heard, I'm sure, of the Korean pop sensation PSY and his rap/dance hit Gangnam...
Thursday, 11 October 2012

The G Word

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What the fuck does this fucking t-shirt even mean? Hold up now, because the shit is about to hit the proverbial fan. I haven't gone ...
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Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Some songs you should be listening to

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Because my taste in music is so excellent, I've received literally two demands for insight into my current musical taste. As such I'...
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